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"Always grab the reader by the throat in the first paragraph,
sink your thumbs into his windpipe in the second, and hold him against the wall
until the tag line."
- Paul O'Neil
All Original Site Content
Copyright © 2003-2004
Phil Elmore, all rights reserved.
The male Elmores breed remarkably true. If you line up my father, his
brother, me, and my brother, you'll swear you're looking at one of those
evolution charts. Not that each of us gets progressively taller and learns to
walk fully upright as you progress down the line, but glancing quickly from one
of us to the next is like watching time lapse photography. I'm sure strangers
that see us together never doubt that we are related.
Our heads are all the same shape, our stocky builds are identical, and our chins
and cheekbones have the same basic structure. This was true of my grandfather,
as well. All the male Elmores looked very much alike as children, and pictures
of my brother and me in our toddler years are indistinguishable from each other.
The one exception is my uncle's son, whose recessive genes grant him a tendency
towards slimness not found in the rest of us. He is blonde (as is his sister),
while the rest of us sport (at least originally) brown hair. I look at my uncle,
and I see the future of my hairline; my bald spot is developing in the back, as
did his, even though my father started losing his hair from the top.
None of you has expressed an interest in starting a franchise clone factory
stocked exclusively with quick-tempered, pear-shaped technical writers.
Nonetheless, the genetic similarity in my family helps me make a point: you
would think, given how we look, that we would share similar personalities. This
is important because the drive in what passes for contemporary science (which is
supposed to be objective, but which is constantly driven by political
desires and agendas) is to reduce all humanity to a genetic code. The Human
Genome project, if I understand it correctly, is supposed to give us a road map
to our very being, and certainly popular culture seeks to assign all human
behavior to our complex and sometimes naughty little chromosomes.
In fact, my father, uncle, and brother are very different from me and each
other. There are similarities, yes, such as the peculiar sense of humor I share
with my brother, but we possess a full range of personality traits. Look from
one to another and you'll see us vary from type A to type B, tightly wrapped to
easy going, ruthlessly responsible to care free. Try as I might, I can't seem to
get my male relatives to share my total passion for collecting knives. Even
though my father tried to teach me chess, I'll always prefer checkers.
There exists in the world a scientific community, commonly referred to as
"they," whose members are chiefly concerned with the daily publishing
of "studies" in the nation's newspapers. "A new study
today," the typical left-hand front page blurb will read, "established
a link between a food everyone likes and a horrible disease nobody wants."
When not busy telling you what foods will kill you, or retracting an earlier
statement about foods that will kill you in order to state firmly that these
results were apparently completely and utterly incorrect, the great and powerful
"they" are spending their time finding the genes responsible for all
human actions.
Got a problem with alcoholism? You're not a drunk; you've got a genetic trait, a
hereditary little illness that's not your responsibility. Cheating on your wife?
You can't help it; Nature wired you to need to have sex as often as
possible. Have a tendency toward violent behavior? We're working on finding a
genetic reason for why people become serial killers and pile their houseguests
in numerous one-pound packages in the freezer. Spend too much time on the
Internet? You're an addict, and we're pretty sure you've got a gene that makes
you pretend to be a seventeen year old nymphomaniac named "Brandi" who
spends all her time in Star Trek chat rooms and whose parents don't understand
her dream to become a lingerie model.
Name the condition, tendency, penchant, predisposition, character flaw,
deformity, shortcoming, or quality, and you'll find someone trying to find the
gene that determines it. There are a lot of people concerned that mapping the
human genome will lead to a kind of genetic totalitarianism, a world in which we
identify what you will become before you are born, and decide whether or not to
let you get that far. Others are excited about the prospect of being able to
assign to all undesirable or unfortunate human behavior or physical conditions a
specific gene, in order to pursue preventive or corrective measures.
The problem goes deeper and starts earlier than that. What concerns me is the
very attitude underlying this genetic research. I don't doubt that it is
possible, at least eventually, to completely map what makes us us. I
don't dispute the idea that there is a gene for every part of human
expression and action, for our genes are the building blocks of our persons.
What I question is this desire to dismiss as irrelevant the choices we
make as human beings.
It will sound strange, but I was playing a Japanese video game called Metal
Gear Solid when the idea for this column struck me. The game, which involves
a lot of intricate CGI pseudo-cinema, contains a relatively deep message about
genetics and the role our genetics play in determining our destiny. "We are
more," a character states at the game's conclusion, "than the sum of
our genes." And regardless of the source, that's a true statement. We are
more than a pile of Legos, held hostage to the colors and pegs of our
components. We are more than slaves to inbred desires or preprogrammed
tendencies. We are more than helpless automatons spending our lives at
the mercy of our genetic weaknesses.
Being human means being able to rise above your base passions, to choose what
you will do rather than what you want to do. The two may not be
different all the time, or even most of the time, but at the least you must know
that you have a choice. You are not at the mercy of your genes. You are
not a victim of your DNA. You are a human being, and greater than the sum of
your parts.